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Yes, I changed my name.

I did it for numerous reasons.



No, it was not for the rates or anything of that matter.



I did it because I am no longer "CountessMoon". CountessMoon had the persona of an 'admin'. Since I am no longer one and will never again be one, I choose to erase the ties with that name and start a new.

I am here for my enjoyment, people I enjoy and giggles. Nothing more, Nothing less.



This is a new year, a new start a new possibility to start from a place I once was.. where I was under the radar and pretty much left alone.



I wanted to get back to those roots.. so I am.



Rate me what you wish, I honestly do not care.

I did it for me, not for you.

COMMENTS

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Nista
22:26 Dec 30 2008

*sings*





"Sheee's myyy Moonie Pie!"



This fits better. The other one was pretentious and kind of vampy.



"Hi. I am Countess Moon. I am either going to suck your blood or paddle your ass. I haven't decided yet."





♥

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MBK
23:10 Dec 30 2008

Aw yea'. Wut, wut?! I rated you a 10! Aww yea I done it. Wutcha gonna do?!





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Oceanne
00:34 Dec 31 2008

As long as youre still here,I could give a bone if your nick was shoothemoon..~10~ 10~10

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nobodysfallenangel
16:03 Dec 31 2008

Oh you know you did it cos of me. Why you bullshitting? Kidding it's good to try to just get back to basics after such insignificant things happen to bite you in the ass later. I am all for starting over, and that is just what I have been doing. You are my HERO♥

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POST COMMENT

It feels like someone has repeatedly kicked me on the left side of my body.



Jesus. It even looks like it too.

I'm not diggin it.

I'm still alive.. that's good or bad depending on who you ask.



Secondly.. I'm not in the hospital. That's a good thing if you ask the nurses who would have to deal with me.



Thirdly... I'm feeling a lot like I'm in some deja vu dream state. Looks like it's going to be pretty much the same situation, mostly the same players, except one different one.



I really hope not, but I'm prepared to walk away.. again.

I am not going to be on much.

To check messages and answer stuff.



I have some medical things going on that I choose not to discuss.



Please don't coddle me or give me sympathy. I am only saying this so certain people will not be worried.

Seems like I will be in and out of commission for an amount of time. Yay for having Factor V!!



It's a mutated gene that causes me to be prone to blood clots. Which if you see the drops of goo from my toe and think "holy hell that chicks blood is like gravy".. You're pretty damn close.





Your blood is thicker or more likely to clot than usual. Certain inherited conditions (such as factor V Leiden) increase blood's tendency to clot. This also is true of treatment with hormone replacement therapy or birth control pills.



So that is the reason why I look pretty 'thick' as I drip on the floor. heh.



Double whammy for me! At one time I was on the pill before I knew I had factor V. So badda boom badda bing.. I end up with a DVT (deep vein thrombosis) in my upper thigh.







YAY for Daddy mutated genes.

Butthead.

Last night I watched Twilight.



I was totally dissatisfied with it.



-It bounced around to much.



-They redid scenes that made NO sense.



-There was no chemistry between Bella and Edward.



I know that you cannot do scene for scene a book and a movie, but that was in no way even close enough to the book for me.



Thank gawd I didn't pay to watch it or I would have been extremely pissy.

hahahaha good lord I love them twisted bitches my group.





deer santa:



I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.





Yer Frend,



BiLLy



Dear Billy,



Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How

about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm

giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!



Santa













Dear Santa,



I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace

and joy in the world for everybody!



Love,



Sarah



Dear Sarah,



Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?



Santa



Dear Santa,



I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like

for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.



Love,



Teddy



Dear Teddy,



Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a

hurricane. Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid,

fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let

me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with

those?



Santa



Dear Santa,



I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a

drum kit, a pony and a tuba.



Love,



Francis



Dear Francis,



Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're gay.





Santa



Dear Santa,



I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for

your reindeer outside the back door.



Love,



Susan



Dear Susan,



Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face when

riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.



Santa



Dear Santa,



What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making

toys?



Your friend,



Thomas



Dear Thomas,



All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I

give them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where

I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking

myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktail waitresses while losing money

at the craps table.



Santa,



P.S. Tell your mom she got the part.



Long Dong Claus,













Dear Santa,



Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when

we're awake, like in the song?



Love,



Jessica



Dear Jessica,



Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm

skipping your house.



Santa













Dear Santa,



I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE

PLEASE could I have one?



Timmy



Timmy,



That whiney begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap

doesn't work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.



Santa



Dearest Santa,



We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?





Love,



Marky



Mark,



First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why

you're getting your ass kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a

house, you live in a low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside

your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.



Sweet Dreams,



Santa

Man.. we need a mutha-fuckin-revival.